Corruptomundo!

Stop 1: The streets are on fire and the people are sweating in supermarket trolleys. Collect 45,000,000

Stop 2: You compare the United States to an angry mama bear. Various groups protest. Collect 5,000,000

Stop 3: You put rocket launchers in the hands of children. Millions of lives are saved. Collect NRA pass

Stop 4: Bubblegum-flavored peanut butter is a hit. Collect 7,000,000

Stop 5: A group of militiamen has deemed you the Archfiend of Mammon in a promotional pamphlet. Liberal media becomes infatuated. Collect 19,000,000

Stop 6: You avoided war but thousands of lives were lost. No one respects you. Collect 1,000,000 Alternative: You went ballistic. Now the people want blood. Collect 1,000,000 
Alternative: You thread the needle perfectly. The universe adores. Collect 2,000,000 

Stop 7: Your taxes are due. Collect 20,000,000

Stop 8: Other people can’t get mad at you for your success. Collect 6,000,000

Stop 9: You find the cure for cancer causes cancer. Collect 25,000,000

Stop 10: You lose all equilibrium in a skiing accident at an undisclosed mountain range. Win a free talk show.

Stop 11: You are controlling member of a nanny torture ring. Government post denied. Collect 45,000,000

Stop 12: The AFL-CIO has tapped your phones. Spin again.

Stop 13: 42% of Americans support new slogan, ME = MC2. Collect 9,000,000

Stop 14: You find a bag of coins under a python at the zoo. Time magazine calls you Human of the Year. Collect 6,000,000

Stop 15: Your BMW is implicated in a sex scandal. Collect 4,000,000

Stop 16: Kate Moss, Vishnu, and an octopus approach you about a time share in St. Martin. You become Viagra pitchman for a fiscal year. Collect 20,000,000

Stop 17: Your sixth wife wants all your money. Collect 10,000,000

Stop 17.5: You repeat that thing of where Axl Rose told Kurt Cobain Tell your bitch to shut up. And Kurt Cobain turned to Courtney Love and said Bitch, shut up. You do this for Bonus Points if you know what I'm talking about. See Instructions 35.C

Stop 18: It’s time to get back to basics. You create an affordable electric hybrid that everyone wants. Collect 7,000,000

Stop 19: You become an outsized celebrity ice sculptor with a methadone problem and a stable full of wild bears. Collect 10,000,000

Stop 20: Effigies of you are burning in the streets. Immediate image makeover is a success. Collect 4,000,000

Stop 21: You enter rehab for fellatio addiction. Collect 20,000,000

Stop 22: People say that nothing works. The rapist and the racist carve up the spoils. The temperature is rising. Collect 50,000,000

Stop 23: You're at the end and it isn't funny anymore.

Stop 24: Atlantis rises. New markets form. Pick a car and circle the board.